Rumor Alert

I heard a rumor that there will be a new posting here shortly. Perhaps an interview by Camilla?

Sam tried to fuck me in the middle of the night.

So there I was lying in bed and all sudden I feel hands on me.  Sam’s hand had been lying on my stomach, its usual spot while we sleep.  But suddenly I was very conscious of it rising up my chest.  The ascent was slow and smooth.  His half awake body was trying to molest me without waking me.  His hands reached my breasts and started to squeeze and caress them.  I desperately wanted to be asleep so I continued to ignore his advances.  His hands slowly eased my shirt up until my boobs were exposed and his mouth was on them.  He kissed my tits, licked them, and rested his head on my bare chest.  I’m fairly certain he actually fell back asleep at this point.  But suddenly he was awake again and somehow my hand was now on his dick.  Yea, I think in my sleep my hand walked itself over there because I have no memory of taking such action.  So since my hand was there I thought I might as well make him feel good.  I stroked his cock, ran my hands up and down it gently.  But his dick was thinking the same thing as me, “I’d rather be sleeping!”  Since it was still trying to enjoy REM it never got hard, which was actually a good thing.  We slowly drifted back to dream land. 

What’s funny about this experience was that today Sam actually admitted to the incident.  He said to me, “I tried to rape you in your sleep last night, so we better have sex tonight!”  So in an effort to preserve our precious sleeping hours, we’re definitely getting it on before bed tonight! 

Sam, if you’re reading this, you’d better get ready!

Oral Sex Interview – Sam

The following post is from a series of questions created by Camilla for Sam to answer about his views on giving oral sex.  Please note: these are the views of a man who’s only regular source of protein is pussy.

Let me say this up front: I love eating pussy!  I really, really do!  In fact when I think of sex I immediately think of getting to eat you out.  I think this has to do with me having oral fixation.  All my life I’ve loved things in my mouth: candy, cigarettes, pussy.  Now that I don’t smoke anymore the only option to calm my oral cravings is sucking out your sweet pussy lips.

Mentally I have a wonderful picture of how you look down below and how nice and wet you get.  I love it when we have foreplay and I know that when I lick and suck on you my mouth will be full of your sticky wetness.  Seriously, sometimes it’s as thick as bubble gum.

How do you like your partner groomed?

I love a nice freshly shaved pussy.  The harrier the pussy the more gag reflex comes in to play.  I don’t mind a well manicured do down there but just having uncontrollable locks is a bit of a turn off.  Really, the hairs will come out while I’m sucking and so if they are long it will cause me to choke.  I think the same should be required of males, keep your shit trimmed.  I’m not one to speak because I have let mine go for years every now and then; recently though I think it is critical to keep the mane to a minimum.

Anyway the point is I much prefer a smooth, fresh, hair free pussy.

What’s your favorite thing to do with your mouth?

Well, I love to give nice deep licks on the clitoris.  I read the book Satisfaction: the art of the female orgasm, by Kim Cattrall and learned about the Turbo tongue technique.  Basically it involves sucking out the clit while also moving your tongue vigorously back and forth.

I also enjoy licking right down the middle, between the pussy lips.  Sucking out your juices is wonderful!  I could drink in between your legs for days.  I like to spread your pussy with my fingers and suck out your clit then stick my tongue deep into the hole.  It’s great!

What do you think about while giving oral sex?

I try to pay attention to your reaction to what I’m doing.  I don’t really think about much except for making sure my tongue is constantly moving in ways that make sense for giving pleasure.  I used to try to capture the moment in my mind for fear that I would not have another opportunity to eat you.  After I realized that we were a sure deal and that you did enjoy receiving oral sex I decided to live with it in the present and enjoy it for the moment it existed in.

Believe it or not, there are some women that I have met who would give anything to not receive oral sex.  But, they also hated working and cleaning and intelligence, etc.

What reaction are you trying to get out of me when you give oral sex?

Well of course the perfect reaction would be an orgasm.  I love to feel you struggle against my mouth as your body flows with pleasure.  Short of that I really like it when you put your hands on my head and try to push me away because it feels so intense.  I know I’m hitting the right spots when that happens.  I look at oral as an important part of foreplay and also an act of sex in itself.  An act that shows you how much I love you and how much I care about giving you the pleasure you deserve.

Do you like staying outside of the pussy or inserting your tongue inside as well?

Both.  I love to suck out your lips.  They are cute and once they are stimulated they stay stiff in whatever position I suck them in.  When I lick in between your lips I get to taste how sweet you are inside and to feel what my cock will soon be covered in.  It’s really a win-win situation for me when it comes to eating pussy.

Do you like eating pussy before or after the actual sex?

I prefer before.  It helps give me an idea of how excited you are to have sex.  Sometimes I just barely touch my tongue to your body and you are gushing in my mouth.  Other times it takes quite a licking to get you ready for my cock.  Also, the texture seems to change after I have been inside of you.  I do pull out and go back down on you during sex but it isn’t as enjoyable, it seems like we should be fucking once I have been inside of you.

Why do some guys seem to dislike giving oral sex?

That really stumps me.  I have heard stories about stinky pussy and nasty pussy but I have never encountered that.  Even if I did I think it would only affect my opinion of that specific person and not of the entire act itself.  I’ve heard other reasons too such as it are a sign of submission for a man to put himself where a woman uses the bathroom.  BULLSHIT says I!  A pussy is meant for eating just like it’s meant for fucking and anyone who doesn’t choose to take advantage of it…pass the pussy!

Is there anything you don’t like about giving oral sex?

No.  It’s wonderful because I can do it for as long or short as I please; I never tire out or lose interest.  As long as you seem to be enjoying it I enjoy giving it.  I really think I get just as much pleasure out of giving oral sex as you do receiving it.

I’m getting hungry.

OK OK let’s get you taken care of.  Is there anything else you’d like to say before we go?

Sure, if anyone out there has stories about giving or receiving oral sex, please share.  I think I will try to post an erotic short story focusing on oral sex in the next few days.  Stay tuned…

Sitting next to you

So I’m sitting next to you on the couch Camilla.  I look over to see what you’re working on and low and behold you are watching porn on your laptop.  Specifically you have googled “anal sex videos.”  Very interesting.  We don’t have anal sex because we haven’t figured out a way to fit me inside of you.  I think you are looking for tips.  Interesting, very interesting.  What do you have to say for yourself?  Anyone out there in the blogosphere have tips for Camilla?

CS

Vibrator Interview- Camilla Post

Hi, I’m Camilla, Sam’s partner in writing and in the bedroom.  The following is an interview Sam did with me about my vibrator use.  We’d love to hear back from our readers about your use of vibrators!  We’d love funny stories, first time user stories, and stories from those who absolutely hate the tool!  Enjoy!

What type of vibrator do you use?

My favorite vibrator, the one that’s on standby under my bed, is the Hitachi Magic Wand.  I think it was even in Sex in the City.  I believe it’s billed as a massager, but a lot of women use it as a vibrator.  It is unbelievably powerful and works every time.  It has two speeds- the normal speed and the one that will rub your clit raw!  I highly highly highly recommend this product!  Ladies out there, if you have this model- let us know what you think!

What’s your history with vibrators?

I bought my first vibrator in college when I was having trouble reaching a climax.  I bought a very small bullet type vibrator.  It was pink, plastic and very weak on the vibration scale.  I was nervous and excited to try it out, but my partner at the time was not.  There’s nothing like an uptight asshole to ruin a vibrator experience!  As time went on and boyfriends changed I purchased a bunny rabbit style vibe, with the clitoral and internal stimulation.  Although I liked the feeling of being filled up, the clit is where I really find my pleasure.  As I discovered this, I found a strong external vibrator is all I really need.  With Sam I’ve found the Magic Wand works wonders.  We recently bought a small Doc Johnson vibrator to use while traveling.  We haven’t used it much yet- but I’ll let you know what I think of it after a few tries.

When is your favorite time to vibrate?

My favorite time to vibe is whenever I get the time!  But during sex I normally vibe at the end.  Since the vibrator I use is so large it doesn’t lend itself to being used during penetration. Sam and I tried some smaller vibes during sex.  We’ve tried the kind that go around his wing wang and have a tiny bullet to rub my clit.  They just never seemed to work that well and the tight ring around his shlong made me feel bad for him.

What do you think about while you do it?

I think about whatever seems sexy at the time.  When Sam is there to help I like him to tell me about what we just did, what he’d like to do to me or how sexy he thinks I am.  When he’s not there to help me out, I just imagine what I’d like to be doing with him or some super hot sex we’ve had in the past.  That’s one good thing about women’s memories; men always seem to complain that we remember everything.  Well, sometimes that memory comes in very handy!

What’s your favorite place to touch with the vibrator?

I’m 100% sure that my favorite place is the clit.  Sure, I’ll move the vibrator around a bit, but I’ll always end up back at the clit.  There’s just nothing like it.  Feeling that sensation sends a surge of energy and excitement through my body that can’t be beat!

What would you say to someone who thinks vibing is gross?

I’d probably say, that’s their loss.  I’d also say, loosen up and get over yourself!  Sex isn’t supposed to be serious, it’s supposed to be fun.  So have a little fun, relax and it will be much more enjoyable.  Hell, sex isn’t like doing your taxes, you’re supposed to smile and feel good while doing it!

Is vibing better than sex?

No, absolutely not.  I like to think of a vibe like a little hot fudge on some ice cream.  Yes, ice cream is delicious, refreshing and just want you wanted.  But you know what would be even better?  Some ice cream with a little hot fudge drizzled on top.  Using a vibe is not a substitute for sex, unless you’re partner is traveling or doesn’t exist.  But I’d almost always chose sex over just a vibe.

Now I have to admit there are times when you’re just horny and you may not want to do the whole sex thing and that’s when a vibe is great.  It’s quick, it’s simple and it gets the job done.

Do you have any special tips for other women who like to vibe?

Experiment with different styles, shapes, textures, etc.  Keep trying until you find the vibrator that works best for you.  Another thing I’ve learned about using a vibe is that sometimes you can’t do it naked.  I know that sounds odd so let me explain… the vibe I have now is so powerful I cannot use it without some type of protection on my skin.  I typically put my underwear back on so there’s a barrier between me and the device that could literally sandblast my clit. Ladies (or men), incorporate your man into the process!  There’s no reason to vibe secretly!  If your partner is worth his salt they should be excited and very willing to partake in your masturbation.

Alright you horny readers out there do you have any questions?  If so, put down your vibe and leave us a comment.  Sam and I will do our best to answer!

Also for those who are interested in obtaining their own toys, here are two of our favorite stores:

www.babeland.com

www.adamevetoys.com

Vibrators – Coy Sammy Post

I love vibrators.  As a man I rarely have the opportunity to use one on myself; however I love it when my girlfriend uses hers.  Maybe this comes as a surprise, but I don’t look at her vibrator as competition, I look at it as a friend and partner in ensuring her pleasure.  I know when my girl breaks out big V she is guaranteed to have an orgasm.  My job is to sit back, watch, and talk dirty.

Don’t get me wrong – I love sex as well.  I like to give it to my girlfriend as long as she can handle it.  Problem being, my girl can handle it always and forever.  I am certain if it weren’t for the vibe there would be days we never leave the house.  Here is a situation that occurred today:

My girlfriend Camilla was upstairs trimming her pussy.  Obviously she was thinking about what else she could be using it for and was getting quite horny.  I was downstairs being an oblivious idiot AND getting hungy.  I went to the cupboard and pulled out a bag of brownies.  Five minutes later I had eaten a pound of brownies and drank a couple cups of milk.  No longer hungry, I simply felt like shit.  I slogged my way upstairs to see what Camilla was up to.  I walk in to the bathroom to see her finishing off her freshly shaved pussy.  Wow!  I thought, very yummy, but physically I was not feeling very attractive.  I asked Camilla what the plans were for the rest of the day and the first thing out of her mouth was SEX!

By this point I was lying on the floor outside of the bathroom because my stomach was so full and beginning to hurt.  I told her that sounded wonderful but perhaps we could go to the store, run, do dishes, clean the office, and anything else I could think of first.  She agreed but in a very disappointed tone said: So sex last?  I knew she would not be happy.  She was ready for sex, during our conversation she had joined me on the floor and began stroking my cock.  I was hard, but hardly feeling like I should slog my body around so full of dessert.  It may make for a really bad screw to say the least.

What could I do, what could I say?  I knew she was wanting it now and that I could not give her what she deserved.  So I confessed: “Honey, I have a confession to make” I told her, “it affects the way I’m behaving now and for the next few hours.”  I could tell she was puzzled so I didn’t keep her waiting.  “I just ate a ton of brownies and milk downstairs and I really feel sick right now.”  I told her bracing myself for the disappointment I was sure she would express over my lack of sexing desire.

“Oh, ok.  Then I’m just going to vibe before we head to the store!” she stated happily “And, we are still having sex tonight!”  “Good deal.” I thought.

So she went to bed with big V and I crawled in to bed next to her, rubbing her tits and giving them little kisses.  But most of the work was taken care of by big V, that workhorse, that game saver.  So to all of the vibrators out there that save the many slothy boyfriends like myself who have such little self control: I salute you!

Do you have any vibrator stories to share?  Do you appreciate your girl or boyfriends use of a vibrator or does it drive you nuts?  Feel free to leave a comment or post a reply story.  Camilla will be posting her feelings about using a vibe from the perspective of the user.

Till later,

CS

Spice Briefs

I finally did it, I submitted a project to Spice Briefs for consideration the eHarlequin eBook only line.  Now I can sit around for the next 3 to 6 months second guessing what I should have wrote.  In the end I had my girlfriend edit the manuscript and add some of her prose to it.  Therefore I credit her with authorship as well.  I already know that I should have added more description about some of the people and events in the story.  At this point my hope is that they will at least provide me with some guidance on writing publishable erotica.  Here is a short excerpt:

Once she had him partially inserted she began to squat up and down, slowly working his cock deeper.  Her tight, pink pussy was so wet it was making a slippery suction noise each time she would raise her ass up off of his lap.  James took advantage of having her breasts in his face again and began to suck on them.  First sucking the left and rubbing on the right, then switching after a few moments.  Her nipples were so hard; he had sucked them until they felt like they would explode.  She could feel he was going to leave bruises on her, but she didn’t care, it felt so good.

Writing Erotica with my girlfriend

It isn’t as easy as it should be.  I like to think I know how to talk “nasty” in the bedroom and I try to translate that in to the story.  Recently i’ve been reading and writing erotica with my girlfriend.  This has made it quite a bit easier, and quite a bit HARDER!  I have to admit we took two “breaks” while working on my recent project.  That’s OK though, it gave me more food for thought.

Writing Erotica

Hello,

I’m starting this blog to help hone my erotic writing skills.  I’m hoping to get to the point where I make you wet just by reading my words.  I’ll be posting more frequently soon.  Until then feel free to leave comments or feedback.